Maybe they should have an app that shows where there are ladders fatal accidents with ladders are a lot more prevalent with ladders than with guns
I’d be willing to have my location reported, as long as they also included the following info:
1. A dieting, pre-menopausal CCW harpy lives at the location.
2. So do two grouchy teenage females (helpful hint: between the girls and their constantly visiting pals, someone is always PMSing at MY house)
3. Add in two stranger-hating 90lb+ German Shepherds
4. Did I forget to mention my teen son just got braces and is a member of the rifle team?
5. If you think my long-suffering hubby is weary of OUR antics, imagine his tolerance of someone dumb enough to cause trouble here. 6’4 and a big bag of cranky.
6. Everyone in the family (dogs excluded) is proficient with shovels.
Yep, add that info, and I have NO problem with being on “the List” :-)