[Servant of the Cross]

Keith Olberman, Ed 'sargeant' Schultz and Rachel Madcow agree with you.

Oh ... wait ...

[Colonel Kangaroo]

I think real conservatives like George Washington, John Quincy Adams and Robert Taft would agree with me. We need more Robert Tafts and less John McCains and Dick Cheneys. Conservatism means conserving American strength by staying out of endless regional conflicts with marginal American benefits.