[GraceG]

The liberal way: Find golden goose. Kill golden goose. Eat Golden Goose. Wake up the next morning and complain there are no eggs to eat.....

Fixed it for ya!

[ASA Vet]

Find golden goose. Kill golden goose. Eat Golden Goose. Wake up the next morning and complain there are no eggs to eat.....

Almost.

Steal golden goose. Kill golden goose. Eat Golden Goose.
Wake up the next AFTERNOON, and complain that there are no eggs to eat, and no more Golden Geese to steal.