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Jokes From the Internet About the Internet.

posted on Twitter by

Elon Musk
Founder of PayPal, Space X and Tesla Motors

and

Others

Elon Musk ‏@elonmusk 1h

TCP packet walks into a bar & says "I'd like a beer."

Barman replies "You'd like a beer?"

"Yes," replies TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."

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Elon Musk Elon Musk Verified account ‏@elonmusk

UDP (yeah you know me) 3X

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From someone else

I'd tell you a joke about UDP but you wouldn't get it.

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From someone else

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

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From someone else

BitTorrent packet goes to a bar and asks for beer.

Everyone in the bar who already has a beer gives him a sip.

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Here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress

[tacticalogic]

I'd tell you a joke about UDP but you wouldn't get it.

I'd tell you a joke about ARP, but I'd just have to tell it again in 5 minutes.

[RedMDer]

Well, did the TCP packet get the beer or did they lose contact?
:)