>>Im 32 and I feel the exact same way. Come collect, BO!
The IRS will be happy to fulfill your request - and expedite your transition from an employee of public school system into a deeper form of slavery ala another branch of the prison industrial complex.
Or, you could render unto Caesar what is his and ( instead of waving a dull sword at some centurion’s ear ) creatively find a way to render unto God what is His without being perched like a prostitute upon the temple steps of a state-established form of abstract value.
Matthew 10:28