[Half Vast Conspiracy]

"Since when can’t a 16 year police veteran and professional at discerning the truth from lies not express what he believes?????"

I know it works in traffic court..

ME: I looked at my speedometer anf it said 55mph.

Traffic Cop: My training and experience led me to the conlusion that Mr. HVC was going 102MPH.

Judge: Pay the fine.

[Toespi]

Ok, ME is up.

[Nervous Tick]

>> I know it works in traffic court..

You need to fine tune your behavior and compete with ‘em.

ME: I looked at my speedometer anf it said 55mph.

Traffic Cop: My training and experience led me to the conlusion that Mr. Tick was going 102MPH.

ME: Judge, I drive a Ford. Ford Ranger.

Judge: Dismissed!