Would you believe my minority recruiting effort has been a vast success, coinciding as it did with EBT and welfare deposit day!
My team has placed the lighted bobbleheads of Tracy and his Main Squeeze du jour, the Judge, Martin Family Attorneys, and of course, the whole prosecution team, in many a subsidized housing living room window. Most families want the whole darn set!
The lights are actually solar-powered, switching on at dusk and bobbling as folks walk through their Sec 8 cribs. I did take it upon myself to get Tracy that swell shirt and tie set that looks so great in CU. $350 and worth every cent. BTW, I had Tracy's gang tattoos converted to the "Praying Hands" motif, the cost of which I took from the promotions budget. I am also trying to buy up photographs of dear olde Dad Tracy flashing gang signs, etc. Let's not go there, OK? This, and sending young Rachel Jeantel (real name, if any, unknown) to a shape-up camp will impact this quarter's profits very slightly, if at all.
Last week's sales drop has reversed itself with a vengeance. Looking forward to the minutes of your meeting with Alan Dershowitz. Once the appeals cycle starts, we can drop Trayvon promotions, and gear up for the Creepy-Ass Cracker Market. BTW, in your correspondence, watch where you put that hyphen, capeesh?
No need to get Reggie and you-know-who excited.