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Oh, the jokes will be countless.............
1 posted on 07/01/2013 2:34:28 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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I am slack jawed that these alleged humans are demanding that viable pain feeling human beings should be dismembered or salted or have their brains sucked out or decapitated or strangled.......how does anyone human demand that of another?


25 posted on 07/01/2013 2:46:31 PM PDT by svcw (Stand or die)
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Wouldn’t this be antifeminist?


29 posted on 07/01/2013 2:51:43 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Oh! They are refraining FROM sex...

I was kinda hoping a SEX strike was like an AIR strike?


30 posted on 07/01/2013 2:52:12 PM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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2 thoughts.

1) Ok...so...... umm....Today’s Memo From the Left:
Wymin, don’t sleep with men because you need abortions.
..........
I wonder if any of them will realize...

2) Keeping your legs together out of spite because you need to have abortions is more noble and sensible than keeping your legs together because you don’t want to have an unwanted pregnancy?

Stunning.


32 posted on 07/01/2013 2:52:41 PM PDT by CaptainPhilFan (Yup. I'd like to see Barry on the Northwestern for one string.)
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This assumes women don’t want sex at all. lol.


35 posted on 07/01/2013 2:57:40 PM PDT by Viennacon
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37 posted on 07/01/2013 2:57:54 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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38 posted on 07/01/2013 2:57:55 PM PDT by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
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War on men.... Who go for easy women.


39 posted on 07/01/2013 2:58:00 PM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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Here’s one joke for you.

MY wife has been on a sex strike for the last 25 years, so this woman is a bit late with her proposal.

So there!


40 posted on 07/01/2013 2:58:45 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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"Feminist Calls for Sex Strike in Texas ... to pressure male voters into giving in to the feminist agenda [regarding abortion on demand]"

Lessee ... I'm guessing that most of these chicks are not married so they'll be badgering their boyfriends to nod their heads and acknowledge that abortion on demand is the right thing ... these fellows, whether they're lefty or not, whether they agree or not, will assent wholeheartedly and even might spend a Saturday standing with a sign outside a church or the statehouse as long as it guarantees they're getting some ... I'm guessing some of the foreplay and pillow talk sounds something like, "I get so h-rny watching you chant and wave placards."

Sheesh. Those poor deluded fellows. I'd become a celibate priest before having to bow down to lefty chick demands.

41 posted on 07/01/2013 2:58:51 PM PDT by tom h
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Has anyone told them that if they don’t have sex, they have no reason to demand abortions?


43 posted on 07/01/2013 3:01:45 PM PDT by anoldafvet
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I’m guessing that these hags haven’t had sex with a MAN in years. And there isn’t enough beer in El Paso to make most men want to. So their boycott isn’t likely to reduce the Whoopy factor in Texas any.


45 posted on 07/01/2013 3:10:03 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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Saves Texan bulls from culling the herd. Thanks, gals.


46 posted on 07/01/2013 3:10:08 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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What man out there is so desperate he wants to have sex with these pathetic, feminist skanks?

What women would say, “If you support killing innocent, unborn children late in pregnancy I will have sex with you?”

47 posted on 07/01/2013 3:10:08 PM PDT by detective
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Going on strike against sex? In Texas?

First of all, the Good Christian B*tches would not be easily talked into such a move, as it is just not part of their nature. The truly “feminist” mystique has never really caught on with that particular demographic.

Secondly, for every female who chooses to withhold sex in a misguided attempt to influence the behavior of the male she thinks she has a relationship with, she soon finds that suddenly nobody is playing the game with her.

Sex, if you could pardon the pun, is highly fungible for most guys, and it you can’t be close to the one you love, then love the one you can be close to.


48 posted on 07/01/2013 3:11:40 PM PDT by alloysteel (Unattended children will be given a Red Bull and a free Kazoo. Reminds me of Congress...)
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Aristophanes call your office.


49 posted on 07/01/2013 3:13:43 PM PDT by Belteshazzar (We are not justified by our works but by faith - De Jacob et vita beata 2 +Ambrose of Milan)
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The Left’s War On UnBorn Babies Continues!


50 posted on 07/01/2013 3:13:51 PM PDT by TexasCajun (Creepy-Ass Cracker)
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Vivian Norris, based in Paris France, the hairy armpit, hairy leg “intellectual”, too busy doing men’s work to be punished with a child.


52 posted on 07/01/2013 3:19:24 PM PDT by TexasCajun (Creepy-Ass Cracker)
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“Hey honey... you remember when you told me that we would not be having sex until I changed my mind and backed abortion? Well... this is Sherlene... she is a hooker and she will be sleeping on your side of the bed until you come to your senses”.


53 posted on 07/01/2013 3:20:28 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!)
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Won’t a sex strike prevent abortions? Hmmmm.


54 posted on 07/01/2013 3:20:59 PM PDT by rabidralph (Gray State Movie)
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