Thank goodness we have these people looking out for us. Whatever would we do without them?
Walk thru airports without being molested? Buy Big Gulps in NYC without getting tossed in the hoosegow? Buy water in VA without a half-dozen LEOs climbing our vehicle without guns drawn?
Dragging these chains around in the name of "Security" is a small price to pay -- don't you think? The Illegal Invasion and de facto Amnesty of 11 40 million Mexicans and subsidizing Chech immigration of radical Islamists is UNDER CONTROL. So relax.
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