If you’re lucky enough?
IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH?!
What kind of bullsh*t world are we living in when this disgustingly immoral perversion that serves ZERO biological function, which condemns people to early graves and dangerous lifestyles, is considered to be ‘lucky’.
Chuck you, Lucky Charms. I will never buy your crap again.
General Mills should come out with a Michael Jackson cereal. Call it Beat It or Billy Jean was my lovah, or Slapping the Monkey.
Now you are going to have kids saying to their parents that they want to be lucky too...and special...and be looked up to and appreciated for being open and every other thing described in this commercial.
WTF?!?!?!?!? INDOCTRINATION.