I see a remake of Blazing Saddles with the CIC as Hedley Lamarr and VP as Taggart.
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives on how to bankrupt and destroy our country.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
I’d like to see Obama in the role that Madelaine Kahn had, in a dress, singing “I’m Tired, So Tired”.
More fitting to his personal character.