My front door is a heavy dead-bolted affair from Lowes.
Once you get through that, you have to decide which of two other doors to try, both of which are steel doors from the state prison where hubby worked.
Once you get through *them* you get to face a pissed off 100 pound Dobe and a crazy 100 pound broad with a Beretta because I’ve been sitting in the living room watching you break in on CC TV cameras.
If you look to either side, you’ll notice that you’re also standing in a ‘gauntlet’ of big Boa Constrictors striking at you from within their enclosures.
Most people would crack, right then.
Either way, it just ain’t your day.
:)
[security box? WTH is that?]
Great set-up. What about the windows?
“If you look to either side, you’ll notice that you’re also standing in a ‘gauntlet’ of big Boa Constrictors striking at you from within their enclosures.”
And doors are no obstacle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4
LOL, sounds great.
“a crazy 100 pound broad with a Beretta because I’ve been sitting in the living room watching....”
...you were POed because they busted in on your soaps?
LOL sorry, just reminds me of Goldthwaite in “Police Academy”....”SHUT UP! I’m watching Family Affair!”