[Billthedrill]

Ummmm...Jane. Now, let's reason through this, shall we? The bad man ran from a gun. If you want the next bad man to run from you, wouldn't it be better to actually, well, I don't know, um, actually HAVE A GUN?!??

Just sayin'.

[Bronzy]

Ah, yes I think actually HAVING A GUN better. Now, I see government issuing us toy guns for protection./s

[ConservativeStatement]

I sense that the Toy Gun Theory will now be adopted as proper defense in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security.