Since this is just the start it's no wonder the median age in the U.S. has dropped to about 15. Well hasn't it? But looking on the bright side, by eliminating just a few of the risk factors identified by the advocacy groups, we could clearly prevent at least 2,500% of the mortality in the United States today.
And raise the average age of babies being born! Now the gluten, dairy, peanut, fragrance, and smoke sensitive can cruise the restaurants demanding fructose free or court costs and fees.
Soon the only approved things will be soy, sodomy and organic marijuana.