[IYAS9YAS]

Yeah, 500-year flood? Really? Hmmm. So, it's happened before? What, pray-tell, caused it before?

Drought? In the southwest? Really? Is this a new phenonemenon?

Feckin' morons.

[DYngbld]

500-year flood?

I think last time (500 years ago) the horse crap was emitting too much noxious fumes causing a "greenhouse" effect, thus a rise in CO2, and the inevitable "500 year" flood. Or maybe it was the sun/earth cycle, hard telling.