“Why do libertarians stay so elusive and vague and slippery and work so hard to avoid saying anything?”
I suggest you ask a libertarian...
You do realize I am not a libertarian??
Frankly, I don’t know what you are, you are so vague and evasive that it is impossible to make anything out, but it resembles the usual general defense of libertarianism.
Especially when you say that you agree with libertarian opposition to some unknown, unspecified, political element that is interested in getting government into “pants” and “bedrooms” according to you.