“We're gonna give every one of you 40 acres and a mule.
And a mule? -40 acres and a mule!
Because we're your friend.”
“You will be allowed to hunt from the Black Hills westward to the Big Horn Mountains for as long as the rivers flow and the grass will grow and their dead lie buried”
“Obamacare will SAVE you money”
“We the IRS wasn't targeting the TEA Party or other patriotic groups”
“The Benghazi thugs were riled up over an obscure video on YouTube”
That's the ticket!
I’m still waiting on my promised unicorn with purple glitter.