Hi, I’m Aaron Hernandez of the New England Patriots. Don’t become a felon like me, sign up for your Government mandated Obamacare health policy TODAY! It’s the LAW!
Hi, I’m Plaxico Burress. When I shot myself in the leg, it took me two years to get back to playing in the NFL. If I’d had 0bamacare, I would have been able to play right away. That and Holdercare for some legal complications from my injury...but anyway...yeah! 0bamacare would have done me right!