“I have perfected an engine powered by those prancing unicorns and children’s wishes. I’m also seeking investors. :)”
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////Greetings,
Allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste...uh, no.
Greetings,
I am a barrister (anyone who knows me will verify that) in Nigeria and it is my great and good fortune to have swindled...uh, inherited (yeah, that’s the ticket) the sum of forty two million, six hundred and twenty seven thousand, five hundred and fourteen dollars and twenty seven cents American money. I have a slight problem transferring this money out of Nigeria but if you will kindly assist me in this matter I will gladly invest forty nine percent of this money in Unicorn prancing.I have selected you because you are known to be a person who can be trusted with large sums of money. I look forward to receiving your deposit information in the mail. May you be forever blessed by the guardian angel of Irish travelers.
Barrister Rip Sawyer
Me first, me first, I want a shot at all that money, where do I send my banking information.
Bill Gulliba