To: redreno
If I were the bakery, I would bake them cake and cut the chocolate with old-fashioned Ex-Lax.
That would send the fudge packers for a loop.
To: metafugitive
If I were the bakery, I would bake them cake and cut the chocolate with old-fashioned Ex-Lax.I would have agreed to bake the cake, but charged them double for having to open up two sets of the little bride and groom toppers. Take it or leave it.
To: metafugitive
Nah, just gets them in the mood and all cleaned out. *yuck*
10 posted on
06/23/2013 1:35:42 PM PDT by
CodeToad
(Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
To: metafugitive
“If I were the bakery, I would bake them cake and cut the chocolate with old-fashioned Ex-Lax.”
You do realize that poisoning people is illegal in the USA, right?
26 posted on
06/23/2013 1:48:11 PM PDT by
Marie
("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
To: metafugitive
Then the fags would have you arrested for a terrorist act and attempted murder.
Heard from my wife about an incident very much like that at her place of work; what used to be considered a practical joke in bad taste, wound getting the perpetrator a jail sentence.
44 posted on
06/23/2013 2:20:49 PM PDT by
5th MEB
(Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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