Death Wish!

P J Media ^ | June 21st, 2013 | Staff

[IbJensen]

Out of the too-hilarious-for-a-joke file — and from the pro-life LifeNews.com — comes this delightful report on Chelsea Clinton’s thoughts on the difficult lives of our ancestors:

From the stage at the recent Women Deliver conference, former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s daughter Chelsea revealed that her much-admired maternal grandmother was the child of unwed teenage parents who “did not have access to services that are so crucial that Planned Parenthood helps provide.”

Chelsea’s grandmother was born of an unintended pregnancy.

Anyone would be tempted to go for the cheap gag here — “I wish your grandmother had been aborted too, Chelsea!” — but the real point is that that’s not the point at all. I don’t wish my political opponents were dead or had never been born. I simply wish they would either 1) come to their senses or 2) lose elections so we don’t 3) end up with crappy, corrupt, America-destroying administrations like the current one.

No, it’s Chelsea here who, following thoughtlessly in the footsteps of her parents, is wishing herself right smack dab off the face of the earth! And that is very much the point.

[IbJensen]

Chelsea's comment is right up there with Barack's when he said (prior to the '08 election), that, in the event of an unwanted pregnancy, he wouldn't want his own daughters "punished with a baby". At the time, his girls were about 7 & 9. It would be a boon for America if Chelsea's grandmother was aborted, though we'd probably just be looking at a different idiot planning to run in 2016.

[IbJensen]

Chelsea’s infamous mother was the result of a not too immaculate conception.

[rawcatslyentist]

It’d probably be CP-R Mc Cain.

[Bernard]

If and when Chelsea ever gets pregnant, it should be expected that she will have an abortion to prove her commitment to the political beliefs she grew up with.

And if it happens in the middle of her mother's bid for the 2016 nomination, it would prove the entire family's commitment.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Sure looks like a study in being obtuse on her part....

[mylife]

*in my best Bill Clinton voice*

"Wow! That just blew my mind"

[miss marmelstein]

Chelsea is seriously brainless.

[rktman]

Two examples where planned parenthood could have done us a favor.

[Ann Archy]

I think it was Hillary’s MOTHER that was conceived out of wedlock....although, maybe it was Hillary. Chelsea is a DUMBASS to air this about her family.

[Mad Dawgg]

Chelsea’s Mother was also named for the famous Mountain Climber which is an amazing claim by her being Edmund Hillary got famous 6 years AFTER she was born when he was reported to be the first to climb Everest.

[Izzy Dunne]

"“No brain at all, some of them, only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.”

--- A. A. Milne

[Savage Beast]

Chelsea is a good example of what passes for an "intelligentsia" in 21st century America--much admired by the European "intelligentsia"--

--and daughter of the "Father of the Year".

[IbJensen]

Father Knows Best.

Always follow father’s example.

[IbJensen]

Chelsea’s famous mother (Smartest Woman In The World) also contemplated joining the Women’s Marine Corps.

Most of Hillary’s close friends, or those that knew things about her, are dead.

[homegroan]

I think she just wanted to wear the Marine’s “pant-suit”...

[palmer]

A liberal I know has the same mindset. Her married mother tried and failed to abort her at home back when abortion wasn’t available. Now she (the daughter) is rabidly pro-abortion.

[Venturer]

Does anyone know who Bill Clinton’s real Father was?

Some say Blythe, but no one knows for sure.

Our last two Democrat President’s have had questionable parentage. I wonder if they can find another Bastard to run in 2016.

[RC one]

If Barack Obama can have a Nobel Peace Prize and Iran can head the UN Nuclear Disarmament Conference, why shouldn't Bill "Cigar Aficionado" Clinton be Father of the Year?

Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.

[hal ogen]

Chelsea having an abortion would presume that someone would have sex with her in order to impregnate her. Now...that’s going too far!!!!!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

If there were never any unintended pregnancies it is unlikely that even one person alive today would ever have come into the world, if you trace your ancestry back far enough.