creepy old guy with a white panel van wants to take your kid ‘for a burger’
seriously, does a pedo bear have to be painted on the van for parents to wake up??
this f*ck needs to be SLOWLY and VERY INHUMANELY killed over as long a period of time as possible... preferably ending with a very slow lowering into a very loud chipper. bags of adrenaline should keep him going... attach some flame to help cauterize and avoid bleed out.
add bees, ants and rats as deemed appropriate
and keep spraying the wounds with mace
televise to educate the other sex offenders
I’m good with your plan.