The good news is that they can all come here under the amnesty deal.
Ship them all here, empty the island. Then I'll move there. Problem solved. I get to carry the heavy burden of knowing I'll be affected by the horrors of climate change, and they can be safe in the knowledge that climate change will never occur in the United States because our betters have looked out for the common good.
Beat me to it and it suits the current meme. Maybe I can get special consideration - when Summer hits in S. MS, I suffer that particular climate change...