[COBOL2Java]

"This opens up a Pandora's box," said Mark Rasch, former head of the Department of Justice Computer Crimes Unit, and now an independent consultant. “You will have situations where the phone companies no longer have the data, but the government does, and lawyers will try to get that data.”

Thanks, Obama. You've done wonders to jurisprudence, dumbass.

High-powered defense attorney: "You have evidence that will help my client."

Government: "Uh, it's classified."

High-powered defense attorney: "Bull-hockey! Hand it over!"

[Steven Tyler]

Especially if the meta data originated from the accused hardware!