Makes perfect sense. I hear there’s an opening at the ICR - of course it’s just an intern slot, there’ not going to pay you or anything - but I think with your profound intellect and sparkling wit, you’ll move up to Second Assistant Deputy Night Manager (Weeks, Holidays, and On-call) in no time...
I was actually angling for that position, it looks easy, and kinda fun. Can make up Shiite all day long, and the rubes actually believe it. What’s not to like?