The suspect was wearing plaid boxer shorts. I knew that because the suspect's pants were riding below the cheeks of the suspect's ass. The suspect was wearing 200 dollar Jordans. The suspect had three tear drop tattoos descending from his left eye. The suspect had jailhouse tattoos on his fingers with a letter on each finger spelling a name that I was unfamiliar with. The suspect was wearing some kind of bright shiny metal orthodontia in his mouth. The suspect was wearing a baseball hat with a price tag on it.
Hey, you’re getting the hang of this. You should apply for the dispatcher job. That was real clever.