Obama is the great one.
He is the cause and sustaining force of The Universe.
For years physicists have been trying to prove that The Universe does not need a Creator or God to explain it. Even Stephen Hawking, the greatest physicist of all time, believes we don't need a God to explain the Big Bang.
So these physicists have discovered "vacuum genesis", or creation of entire universes spontaneously from the absolute void of outer space.
But Obama is an absolute void, a vacuum bereft of everything, who appears to have emanated from somewhere in outer space.
So Obama is the explanation for The Universe.
He is truly the One, and the Zero, of the infinite stream of data that surrounds us and embraces us, remembers our every word and thought, and plans for our amazing future.
All Hail the Absolute Void from which all things come!
Shhhh. It sounds quite credible, almost self-validating. If you continue to share this “self-sustaining ultimate truth”
it will eventually become dog-ma and end up as a recipe for
Kenyan Rottweiller.