Russki also invented TV, Telephone, Radio, Washing Machine, Pop-Up Toaster, Doorbell, Automobile, Grain Harvester, Umbrella, Weed Wacker, Outboard Motor, Spinning Reel, Radar, Frisbee, Roller Coaster, Rocket to Moon, Rustoleum, Waterbed, Lava Lamp, Helicopter, Airplane, Baseball, Permanent Press Pants, Bicycle, and even kids' sneakers that light up.
In fact, Comrades, modern life as we know it all started in The Rodina, The Motherland of Communism. Capitalist Dog, did I forget Blender?