[gorush]

C’mon, my clothes are going out of style!

[Average Al]

Make the holes shorter. Just because you want to go golfing doesn’t mean you want to play the whole county!

[frithguild]

Let’s dance!

[nascarnation]

http://obamagolfcounter.com/

[Moonman62]

Golf has always been slow because of a few knuckleheads. People today are less patient. Either ban the knuckleheads or get rangers to direct the pace of play.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Reasons for slow play on public courses:

1. Starters letting their friends sneak in groups early in the day.

2. Fivesomes

3. Golfers who suck AND act go through meticulous pseudo-professional pre-shot routines. You can suck at golf or you can have a pre-shot routine, but not both.

4. Golfers hitting from the blue tees when they should be hitting from the white tees.

5. Lousy golfers playing expensive balls that they can't afford to lose in the weeds which they hit into the weeds.

6. Golfers who bet on every little thing that happens on a hole.

7. Golfers who take other golfers' balls.

8. Courses with no space between fairways.

9. Inconsiderate idiots who shouldn't be on a golf course in the first place.

10. Beginners who should still be playing Par 3's.

[Old Yeller]

I haven’t seen that much hacking since I went to a smoker’s convention.

[Average Al]

What they need to build is woofle ball courses that you can get through in 2 hours.

[Dartman]

More than four million golfers have given up golf in recent years, and the primary culprit, researchers say, is the tedious pace of play.

BS. I'll bet the primary culprit is, it's hard to find money for green fees when you're laid off or otherwise out of work due to Obama's wonderful idea of how an economy should work.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I'd only play if Lacey Underall was there to handle my balls.