Her name sounds Armenian. According to the Company, Armenia is 98.7% Christian and 1.3% nature worship. Mooselimb penetration is zilch.
It appears she's nothing but a petty thief who swapped her own spoiled orange juice for fresh juice and got caught and subsequently put through the wringer by an incompetent police chemist unable to distinguish between isopropanol and ethanol.
Zachary Adam Chesser sounds American or British but, surprise, he's Muslim -- and a terrorist.
She stole orange juice, let it spoil and then returned it? Right. And maybe the Boston Marathon bombers just misread the instructions for making chicken cacciatore in their pressure cookers, too.
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