Does anyone have the cartoon/gif of Obama with his teleprompter in the men’s room from a couple of years ago? I can’t seem to find it. It was a classic!
In a shocking revelation, it was revealed today that the President has a prosthetic leg, more like a tripod, to keep him on point, and prevent him from falling on his ass in front of a national audience. The third leg, relied on for support, is a state of the art Teleprompter, and it is said he “won’t leave home without it”, and even takes it to the men’s room for “Presidential Business.”
Apparently, the Teleprompter isn’t just to help keep Obama’s Zombies mesmerized, but apparently he uses it ,like others use Viagra, in the marital bedroom as a “Sex Aid”.
A Geek Technician, formerly employed by the failed Circuit City chain, revealed today he installed a unique program in the bedroom version of the Teleprompter for “those special moments” when the President and his earthy wife try to rekindle their early marital sparks, hosting kinky “date nights.”