[Lazamataz]

The child is standing there on a chair, his hand in the cookie jar. The mother walks into the kitchen.

Mother: "What are you doing??!? It's nearly dinner and you don't have permission to be stealing a cookie and cheating on your dinner!!!"

Child: "Mom, you are on the verge of overplaying your hand publicly. Dad and my brothers will quickly lose interest on your side in this. I want to see the Cookie Situation cleaned up, but let's understand that you are doing nothing more than politicizing this event. To throw around the words ‘stealing’ and ‘cheating’ as easily as you did is shameful."

[Portcall24]

Child: Gee mom, I found these cookies on the kitchen table and decided to put them back into the cookie jar. You just came in at the wrong time.