I was downtown today framing a photo of my bulldog ‘Samson’ at my worktable in the basement. Limestone walls. And it was so cold I could have cut glass with one of my nipples, and the 4th of July right around the corner.
So who did this? Well, remember June of 2008 just after the Minnesota primary. In his crowing speech was contained the statement, “This was the moment the rise of the oceans began to slow.”
“Yes we can!” Sure you remember. So if they can do that, lowering Mother Gaia’s hot flashes must be easy. Now they’re blaming global warming on *lowering* the oceans levels, but we’re not falling for that, no sir!
They got hold of the weather machine, or Zero issued a secret executive order lowering the temperature. You can see the culprit by now, I’m sure. That’s right. I blame Minnesota.
If they can stop Mother Gaia’s hot flashes, I demand they do the same for me!!!!