“Do we really know how much Gorebull warming contributed to these crime stats?”
“Aren't student test scores effected by Gorebull warming?”
” Childhood obesity has direct ties to Gorebull warming, it's too hot for the kids to run and play.”
” Gorebull warming causes uneven tire wear on cars.” — (Don't offer to give any opinion on why, let the bastards ponder it for the rest of the day.)