Cuomo flogs Weiner. Are you kidding?! This could be the funniest election ever!
Cuomo shakes Weiner down.
Cuomo belittles Weiner.
Weiner shrivels under Cuomo’s pressure.
Keep em coming!
Cuomo takes a bite outta Weiner.
But this headline will be more likely...
“A First For Christine... Quinn Licks Weiner”
(Quinn being the carpetmunching lesbo City Council President who leads Weiner in the polls)
Cuomo feels shame after public exposure of Weiner
Weiner goes limp ... succumbs to flogging by the press. Responses to the barrage of questions is, well, flaccid.