[cuban leaf]

I went outside the bowling alley to have a smoke. I was wearing my bowling shoes and carrying my 64 oz coke. I had such a large drink because I had put too much salt on my fries.

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I did that once. I was also munching on deep fried spotted owl I had bagged just that morning with the pistol I keep in my glove box.

FWIW, spotted owl tastes a lot like Bald Eagle...

[the OlLine Rebel]

But were you wearing your seatbelt?

That’s the clincher.