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To: swampthang77

Henceforth, all day-glo shades used in the manufacturing of bowling shoes must be preapproved by state committee, and all organized crime payments slipped into bowling shoes at the rental counter MUST be wrapped in state-approved rubber bands ONLY.


13 posted on 05/24/2013 6:52:10 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy

“Henceforth, all day-glo shades used in the manufacturing of bowling shoes must be preapproved by state committee, and all organized crime payments slipped into bowling shoes at the rental counter MUST be wrapped in state-approved rubber bands ONLY.”

I suspect Bloomie will require all bowling shoes to have those squeaky light up blinker thingies that make a god-awful sqwauk with every step.


33 posted on 05/24/2013 7:45:00 AM PDT by austinaero
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