” Right, kick ass. Well, don’t want to sound like a d**k or nothin’, but, ah... it says on your chart that you’re fu**ed up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your s**t’s all retarded. What I’d do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...”
” Don’t worry, scrote. There are plenty of ‘tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was ‘tarded. She’s a pilot now.”