[Ouderkirk]

We all know that the lack of a comment means that he was getting boned up the arse.

[Paladin2]

The rest of us (at least the 53%) are getting the same treatment, but not enjoying it nearly as much.

[boop]

"The president was kept up to date on this as it was happening throughout the entire night, from the moment it started till the end,"

This is NOT reassuring. He was "kept up to date"? Not friggin doing anything, just waiting for updates?

"Let me be clear, there was a great Gilligan's Island marathon on. I told my staff to keep me up to date while I watched Nickelodeon."