One boy says to the other, "Hey, your thingy doesn't have any skin on the end of it."
" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.
" What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
" How old were you when it was cut off?"
" My mom said that I was two days old."
" Did it hurt?"
" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"
Man goes to the doctor and says “ doc, I want to be castrated”.
Doctor goes “ are you sure?”
Man insists that’s what he wants.
Couple of days later guy is in the recovery room after surgery.
Turns to the guy next to him and asks why he’s there.
“ I just got circumcised”
First guy says “ THAT’S THE WORD!”