Oh, good grief! “I’m fat because I can’t afford to live where the government hasn’t provided nice, pretty places for me to walk around”?
What is this poor slob going to ask for when his weight balloons in the winter because it’s too cold to comfortably go outside? Ask the government to make it warmer? Move him to a warmer climate?
This might not be the height of absurdity, but you can see it from there.
Government paid gym membership with government paid transportation to and from the gym. Some pay to offset any time he might have to take off work, free child care while he works out. Free athletic clothes and shoes. I probably missed something.
just burn all the fattie’s houses down.
foraging keeps you thin, comrade.