Proliferating scandals expose truth about Obama

Chicago Tribune ^ | May15 | John Kass

[Hojczyk]

Dogged by scandal, and with his press secretary presumably now curled up in the fetal position and breathing into a brown paper bag, it's obvious President Barack Obama is in need.

Our president must find his happy place

Like Benghazi, where four Americans died and he stood before the United Nations and made a phony reference to a ridiculous video in order to save his politics at the expense of the truth.

And now it's known that his Internal Revenue Service was used to threaten conservative and tea party groups and quash political dissent. The IRS also leaked damaging information from secret files against his political enemies to the media, prompting some to call him President Barack Milhous Obama.

Another scandal, involving the Justice Department seizing reporters' phone records hoping to find administration leaks, is a chilling assault on the First Amendment that would have made Nixon or J. Edgar Hoover smile.

What Obama requires is another relaxing vacation. This time, the man needs a visit to Happy Land.

So please take my hand, Mr. President, and we'll fly there, over those political storm clouds in Washington, to where things were just about perfect:

Back home to Chicago. Grant Park. November 2008.

Can you remember the looks of genuine adoration in their eyes?

Some were so overcome they couldn't help but weep for joy. Others barely stopped their lips from twitching. Still others were wiggly with excitement, like puppies unable to keep still, and we know what puppies do when they're excited.

Many hugged and offered high-fives, or loudly clapped, or clinked glasses and gave each other profound smiles of satisfaction and joy.

And that was just the journalists.

The rest of Obama's voters were ecstatic too. But as historians will no doubt tell us, American journalists were especially thrilled.

[Slyfox]

Interesting observation. Does he really wear a ring with snakes on it? He is so creepy.

This is Obama's ring - note the coiled figure:

In the bottom left photo please note the side view figure of the coiled snake, (ignore the other three photos):

Ignore the idea of the script, it means nothing.

This is what it really means:

Every respectable monotheistic religion needs an adversary/satan and Akhenaten’s cult of Aten is no different. In ancient Egypt, this spirit of evil and destruction who dwelled in eternal darkness was known as, Apep. Apep commanded an army of demons that plagued mankind according to the ancient tradition.
 Apep later became known as Apophis, patron of evil and darkness; the serpent.

What Obama is wearing is a talisman ring dedicated to the serpent god Apep, patron of evil and darkness. It was given to him way before he got married and Michelle was okay with him using it as heir wedding ring.

I have researched this style and it is an antique variety either Saudi or Egyptian.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Ernest.

[eartrumpet]

Yeah, but so what . . . who’s gonna’ drag his sorry skinny ass out of our White House? . . . Holder? Some of the new homosexual soldiers? Who? This piece of garbage is here to stay and might not even leave in 2016 . . .

I would ask those two Marine umbrella holders to find some friends and lead the party.

[Pining_4_TX]

Eek! This with the flies that seem to land on him frequently is REALLY creepy.