[Slump Tester]

"Van Halen's "Sucker in a Three Piece Suit" comes to mind."

I was thinking of Frank Zappa at the beginning of Dance Contest on Tinseltown Rebellion:

"This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he is not a queer.
He's not queer, he's not queer."

Pretty expensive beard, if that's the case.

[ConservativeStatement]

Maybe she is exceptionally stimulating intellectually or she is a Hall of Famer in the sack. /sarc.