“The Perps investigate themselves.”
Yes, and at this point they report on it to us as well via their media network. People in the media are lower than personal-injury attorneys, and are slipping lower than child molesters (and maybe even public school teachers).
Give me a million budget, six decent corruption investigators and a diligent special US attorney and I’d have this cleared up in six months or less.
Who ever came up with the posted result could not find their ass with both hands, assuming they were looking for it.