[caww]

Biden’s been senile for years! It's excused as humor or stupidity...

[MHGinTN]

Joe is an alcoholic, and the brain cells were pickled long ago. He is periodically plugged into the wall to get him recharged, during which he downs a fifth of Scotch and is made to keep quiet. When the therapy is over, he cannot restrain himself. He suffers diarrhea of the mouth.