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Biden: 'If We Had Guns that Shot Chocolate,' People 'Safer' and 'Happier'
The Weekly Standard ^ | 14 May 2013 | Daniel Halper

Posted on 05/14/2013 12:20:11 PM PDT by Apparatchik

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To: RinaseaofDs

It was a local story on last night. The teacher was well spoken and she correctly said that she leaves the discussion of the subject of guns up to parents.


61 posted on 05/14/2013 1:52:30 PM PDT by UB355 (Slower traffic keep right)
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To: Apparatchik
Just imagine being hit by 180 grains of rock hard, frozen chocolate at 2500 feet/sec. Even worse if it like an M&M with a full candy jacket.
62 posted on 05/14/2013 2:02:42 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: Apparatchik

If guns shot “chocolate “the president Obozo would be at high risk.


63 posted on 05/14/2013 2:10:07 PM PDT by Renegade
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Because bleeding out from bodily openings caused by high-velocity chocolate would be sooo much better than holes made by lead. Why, we’d die giggling and happy, and our relatives would be proud to look over our caskets.


64 posted on 05/14/2013 2:12:10 PM PDT by Teacher317 (Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast)
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To: BipolarBob

VP? I think dumbest human being.


65 posted on 05/14/2013 2:12:36 PM PDT by Fledermaus (The Republican Party is dead. Let's not pretend otherwise.)
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Biden: 'If We Had Guns that Shot Chocolate,' People 'Safer' and 'Happier'

And then the Blue Fairy will turn JoJo into a real boy.

66 posted on 05/14/2013 2:20:15 PM PDT by Amagi (Obama is never so animated as when he is assaulting the Constitution.)
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67 posted on 05/14/2013 2:33:59 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Apparatchik

I’m so surprised that the kid hasn’t been thrown out of school for even suggesting this. We’ve learned that bubble guns are dangerous. Not sure why though, bubbles don’t hurt anybody, and bubbles make lots of people happy...just like chocolate! So if talking about shooting bubble guns is enough to receive discipline, then this young boy should be disciplined by the school for talking about a chocolate gun. A gun is a gun is a gun, and all of them are dangerous! (sarc)


68 posted on 05/14/2013 2:37:56 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: Irenic; All

“I thought it was nice he took the time to write the kid back. I bet it made the kids day. This is one time I don’t feel like kicking Biden.”

You have a point. I do not think VP Biden is stupid. He is actually fairly bright. His problem is that his assumptions about the universe are mostly wrong, and he has had a safe seat for so long that he often forgets and says what he really thinks.

Given his assumptions, what he says usually makes sense.


69 posted on 05/14/2013 2:42:06 PM PDT by marktwain (The MSM must die for the Republic to live. Long live the new media!)
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70 posted on 05/14/2013 2:50:12 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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They can easily shoot chocolate.

if you reload, put a dash inside the case.


71 posted on 05/14/2013 3:54:56 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (When Injustice becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty.-Thomas Jefferson)
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Could be . . . never know.


72 posted on 05/14/2013 7:38:35 PM PDT by Mr. Wright
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