Michelle: “Barack, someone ate all those cookies I baked. There was no one else here; so, did you eat the cookies?”
Zer0: N . . N . . . I can’t tell you who did it. I’ll have the Secret Service in here and they will do a complete investigation. It might take some time because they’ll want to do a thorough job. I’ll let you know when they find out something.”
“....and IF anything was done wrong, we just don’t have time for that. It is just unacceptable to me, and I will hold those responsible fully accountable......” blah blah blah... fill in the blanks for whatever lies, scandals and corruption apply today.