There is a plausible explanation for this, and the Republicans
are making political hay out of nothing at all.
Look, all that happened was our computers dialed the wrong numbers
and somehow got mixed up with our man on mars explorer while looking
for UFO's with the Ark of the Covenant in it.
We have more important things to talk about like Gay Marriage and
Republicans starving children to death in their sleep.
Sure would be sweet if we found...an 18-minute gap in the phone records.
Old times...