very overweight older lesbian..
Other characteristics:
yellow, crooked teeth(all)
thin, wiry framed(men) with professorial gray beards driving
rusted out 15 year old Volvos with peeling Obama/Biden bumpers.
Gray beards(all)
Hey!!!
HEY!
At least my gray beard gets me senior discounts at only 51! OTOH, there was that time in Vegas, where a hostess asked if my "daughter and I were ready to be seated," when a lady I was dating and I were waiting to be seated in a restaurant - I was 46 and she was 38!
Mark