Some ideas:
1. That the sequestration has forced the DoD to leave all our troops where they are forever and never bring them home.
2. The dumb clucks in Washington, D.C. sold North Dakota to China to pay for the national debt.
3. 0 signed an executive order recently that will make our toes curl.
Who knows...
The new strain of bird flu? Zero finally proved ineligible? A jihadi assault on air traffic? Asteroid?
Like you said, it’s big, whatever it is, all these enemy orgs suddenly getting religion.
As long as that happens before my brother leaves for Afghanistan.....again....